What does that spell?

PDA! Public Display of Affection! Some people just don't know when to calm it down.

Exhibit A:

I made my way over to the mall yesterday to find some new clothes for winter (I realized yesterday that my entire wardrobe consists of black t shirts) and after some heavy duty shopping of buying.. well... nothing, I decided to cheer myself up at the food court, indulging in some Made In Japan. I can't wait to dig into my food, but the food court is looking pretty full- I find a table that isn't far from some young couple, who instead of sitting across from each other (which is what you normally do) they are sitting beside each other.

I start to dig in, and hear loud smacking noises- is my chicken alive? Where is this noise coming from? I look up and these two are sucking face! And I mean like sucking each other's faces like when you get your shirt  caught in a vacuum cleaner and it sucks your shirt in with force.

I don't want to be rude, so I quickly look away and continue eating my food. I then hear (and I'll write it out in script form to make it easier)

PDA Girl:  "Baby, you are EVERYTHING to me! I don't know what I'd do without you! Seriously, WHAT WOULD I DO?! I loooooove you!"

PDA Boy: "Oh Babe, I love you too! Everytime I look at you".

...And  then I couldn't remember the rest- because I was too busy throwing up in my mouth. I'm trying my best to look away, but you know when you're trying to look away from something and for some reason your eyes keep darting there? Romeo and Juliet are at it again, smacking noises, busy hands and all! In a busy food court, just going at it.

Look, I'm all about the love- I have no problem with a sweet kiss in public, but sometimes people's PDA is a tad sickening.

Have a great weekend! Hope it's PDA free!