This morning we highlighted a few things from the book 311 Things Guys Do That Guarantee They Won't Be Dating or Having Sex.  To recap;

Sunglasses indoors

Guylights (men with highlights)

Mullets

Socks wth Sandals

Fanny Packs

Sleeveless t-shirts

I would think any guy who approaches a lady and is flexing his arms and asking  "do you want to see the gunshow" can be added to the list.  Or how about any guy who has a vanity license plate of his favourite Star Trek character?  Or a guy who paints his chest and face in Maple Leaf blue because LEAFS NATION still rocks!!!  Not that I'm guitly of doing any of those things in the past...okay that's it for today.  I'm off to cruise downtown in my '78 Corvette and unbutton my shirt down to my navel so the ladies can see my hairy chest with all my gold chains on display.  That's sure to turn heads.